at least three times i have seen this magazine out of the corner of my eye and thought it had justin bieber on the cover. or, as i saw him referred to recently, “adorable lesbian justin bieber.”
for the book nerd in your life: a customized, shelf-like painting of the spines of their favorite books. deciding which titles to immortalize on canvas would be next to impossible. the artist has dozens of examples on her blog (click through); judging her customers is fun. like who includes “the shack” on that list and how can i best avoid talking to them at a party? assuming i am ever invited to one?
they should really run these things past a group of 7th graders before they approve them, just to make sure they aren’t missing anything dirty.
speaking of cats. this is probably only funny if you have one and have given it catnip. i probably would not have paired it with the weird porno soundtrack though.
cat vs. shark. if i started a cattoo blog, this would be my first entry. there would only be about 15 of them, because after a week or two, you are probably going to run out of cattoos. i mean, come on. i read an article about this like two years ago, and apparently it can cost like $10,000 to do this to your pet, your pet who sometimes gets poop stuck in the fur around his butt. (via @eject)
“The Snuggie Sutra is like the Kama Sutra, only with Snuggies. It’s an illustrated guide to sexual positions that are both erotic and warm.” say no more.
why the girls in stockholm be so fresh?
kanye west + new yorkers cartoons = undeniable, serendipitous genius.
I’m going to sue you in internet court!
look, it’s like that scene in inception where ellen page page played with dream legos.
